Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Garlic-Flavored Gum

Uncle Jebediah's Gum Co.
     

Dear Random Citizen,


Thank you for trying our new flavor of gum. I like how you spit it out into that girls hair gaging, and then proceeded to offer it to a young boy. It was hilarious to watch him puke on his mother and get slapped. I'm not positive where the gum ended up or with who.

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